Monday, May 19, 2008

The Last Concert of the School Year!

If you eat asparagus just before going to you kids orchestra concert and your pee already smells funny when you get home, the concert was too long.

1 comment:

goprairie said...

some other ways to tell:
environmentalists protesting because so much paper was wasted on the long program
coolers in the stands next to the people who unssuccessfully repressed memories of last year
guest soloist - soloists who are not students - soloists that have been showcased at other events
known optimists who always meke the best of everything for the sake of their children weeping openly and begging to be allowed to go home
i think i am going to have a sinus infection next year on that date. you could have ghost pains from your missing gall bladder. he WILL be able to drive himself by then. hopefully.